Okay, so now you see the above pic and know I’m not playin’. Simon Yam in what looks like a cool movie, but I’ll be honest, he looks great, the co-stars look great.

But Orlando Bloom?!

Lord of the Rings, Kingdom of Heaven, sword-and-sandles-Bloom? I do like him as an actor, but I don’t know, let’s watch the trailer below first:

See? He just looks…odd. I don’t know if its the hair, but he just seems so out of place in an action film like this. Of course I’m curious to check this out, and I hope it’s good, but Bloom has an uphill battle to convince me he can do this kind of film. We shall see… in Theaters and VOD August 31st, 2018